Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.

Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby

by Marcodataco April 13, 2022

Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.

Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.

by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011

anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.

My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!

by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012

hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn

"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."

by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019