white poodle

Another name for cocaine.

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.

by MC PD September 1, 2008

Toy Poodle

A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.

Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"

by digitalerie September 2, 2014

porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 21, 2010

Poodle puncher

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world

Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night

by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022

wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010

tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.

Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house

by Mr aledgedly June 9, 2019