The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.
After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.
Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"
Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.
Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:
"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.
The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."
"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.
Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.
NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."
VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.
Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"
Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.
Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:
"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.
The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."
"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.
Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.
NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."
VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.
"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"
"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"
"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
by Kevin Maher November 12, 2007
Get the Rusty Poodlemug. by MC PD September 1, 2008
Get the white poodlemug. A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.
Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"
by digitalerie September 2, 2014
Get the Toy Poodlemug. Noun
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
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by misstaken April 21, 2010
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Get the tuna poodlemug. The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
by Ariesian February 10, 2019
Get the Poodle Bearmug.