pollock

To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.

Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.

by Snell August 8, 2006

Flag Polling

The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind

last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling

by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011

Self Pollination

Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.

Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

pollock

A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska

Pollock is a delectable treat

by KKK619 March 21, 2008

Pollocks

A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.

I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks

by Evil Justin April 19, 2014

Jackson Pollock

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Pollo Ho

A girl who will trade sex for fried chicken

A girl and her man are very comfortably laying in bed and don't want to get out, however, she gets hungry and wants her man to go get her KFC. He says he will if she gives him sex first, which she does, thus making her a "pollo ho".

by Sir Bors de Ganis January 1, 2010