Skip to main content

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
by Mouskey March 30, 2011
mugGet the Jackoff Pollock mug.

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
by greddm August 13, 2011
mugGet the Jackson Pollock mug.

dirty pillows

"Everyone can see your dirty pillows", "They're called breasts mama"
by XvBadBendervX August 23, 2003
mugGet the dirty pillows mug.

love pillows

Love pillows are in fact a woman's breasts.

Synonym for: Ya Ya's, Boobies, and Jiggle Bags
Steve:Hey Jenny, mind if I grab your love pillows?
Jenny:STOP TOUCHING ME, ASS!
(this in no way promotes sexual harrasment)
by himoshishou August 22, 2004
mugGet the love pillows mug.

Poo Pillow

Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.
Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?

Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!

Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!

Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!

Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?

Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?

Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.
by Caitlin aka Cockalina March 11, 2012
mugGet the Poo Pillow mug.

Pillow Talk

Pillow Talk takes place in bed, usually after sex.

Couples usually talk about what’s on their mind during pillow talk. It’s oftentimes an easy conversation about the events of the day or week, in a safe and comfortable space. Afterwards, you fall asleep.

Pillow Talk is a good thing.
Dear Diary,

Raul told me some of his concerns at work during pillow talk last night. I think he feels better about everything.
by ForestFairy January 30, 2020
mugGet the Pillow Talk mug.

Pillow Fucker

That Craig sure seems like a pillow fucker
by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
mugGet the Pillow Fucker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email