Pussy Pleaser

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.

I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.

by Will Clouse March 30, 2011

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

pleasingly plump

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.

Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.

by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013

Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

by Isar April 9, 2006

please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner

"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."

by Willow Chair September 18, 2020

die please

please die.

"die please"
"Please die"

by strummedonny June 8, 2018

pleasure delayer

who knows where it really came from, but "vanilla sky" gave it more widespread use. you hold out till the last possible moment to get it on, because it will be that much better.

I want him, and I know he wants me, but we're not going to freak and get nasty just yet because we're both pleasure delayers.

by Samantha April 23, 2004