PP Cold Pincher 

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.

My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher

PP Cold Pincher by retardomilos May 17, 2021

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! 

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

Pitchenese 

A group of cousins that look very similar to eachother. A pitchenese may or may not wear glasses and usually over uses ps3 or xbox consoles. A lot of girls fall for them not realizing they can be complete jerks at times.

They are very 'SOFT' people.
Usually seen with shaggy hair, tall and skinny.

Pitchenese's may occasionally utter the words stah, halo, neenaga, WAH, ever sick, or bacon.

"damn those pitchenese boys"

" A wild Pitchenese has appeared!!!"

Pitchenese by Bob and Dora February 17, 2013

Pilchered 

The state of excessive, playful jocularity. Generally involving the enormous consumption of varied western pharmaceuticals. Often resulting in extended periods of intense psychological fragility, introspection and at times self-loathing. May also experience wild parties, random hook-ups, increased “Friends”, disproportionate cigarette consumption and extreme popularity.

Renee is constantly seeking to be Pilchered!

John remained locked in is room for 2 day’s after a good Pilchering.
Mikel is the Pilcher king

If used responsibly, Pilchering can be a catylist to a better more motivated and eventful life

Pilchered by Exosoul August 17, 2018

Perfect pinch 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

Perfect pinch by OttoParts June 9, 2009

half pincer

A term used by "Hannibal" Smith as a euphemism for a frontal assault. Used by The A-Team in nearly all engagements.

A "pincer" maneuver involves a force splitting into two and attacking the enemy from both sides, thus a "half pincer" logically means the force attacks the enemy from only one side.

Hannibal - "Now, the plan is your basic straight-on surprise hit-n-run attack. If anything goes sour, we split-up and rendezvous at the drop zone. Got it?"

BA - "This ain't much of a plan, Hannibal."

Hannibal - "Are you kidding? It's a classic! It's your half pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. Tried and true, BA!"

half pincer by Philip Welch September 9, 2009

Klingon Arse-Pinch 

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

Klingon Arse-Pinch by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006