Cinco Phone

Any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. The term comes from an episode of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a "commercial" that tries to peddle a ridiculously shitty cell phone.

Person One: Hey, bro, my cell phone just died. Can you mapquest directions to the party?

Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.

or

Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?

Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.

Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.

by cinco phone June 1, 2009

Dirty Cell Phone

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"

My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

by carbonpressure March 16, 2009

stink phone

When you put your friends cell phone in your sweaty asscrack.Is closely related to the stink palm.The best way to do it is to rub their phone in your crack, tell them you are leaving,go somewhere where they cant see you but you can see them, and call them. It gets really good when you call them and tell them what you just did! The reaction and look on thier face---priceless. You might want to keep an eye on all of your belongings for awhile to make sure they dont try to get you back.

You should have seen the look on chris's face when I told him I gave him a stink Phone!

by choad666 January 22, 2006

Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

by Assasin phone CEO September 3, 2007

phiona

Amazing at sex, kissing super hot and funny has a really nice smile very smart and damn is she cute she has a great ass and she always a good person to text damn is that phiona cause that girl is fine!

smartphiona

by a kid in your class January 15, 2014

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

My phone

My life

First example -> Kid: Lemme get out my phone
Second example -> Parents: Get off of your phone! Kid:

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021