Phamtasm is a rare state of mind when you touch tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating. The side effects are getting high for the duration of time in phamtasm and becoming Asian, Vietnamese in particular.
Person 1: Thirsty is so I.
Person 2: Wait, since when have you been Asian?
Person 1: Since I touched tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating.
Person 2: Dammit, you're high too! You must be in phamtasm.
Person 2: Wait, since when have you been Asian?
Person 1: Since I touched tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating.
Person 2: Dammit, you're high too! You must be in phamtasm.
by MrYellow November 29, 2013
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Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.
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by Danders March 11, 2016
Get the phantom of the nutsack mug.The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned
Example 2:
Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned
Example 2:
Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
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Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.
Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.
Jordan seemed so sweet on our first couple of dates, but after he texted me "u up?" at 3am 2 nights in a row, I am starting to think he might be a phantom fuckboy.
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