phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!

Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

phalloorchoalgolagnic

A male who is sexually aroused by pain to the dick.

Nobody wants to play ro shambo with him, even if he offers to go second, because hes a phalloorchoalgolagnic.
ro shambo is not for pleasure!

by Roshambo man October 28, 2010

phallological

The Study or presevation of the penis for display

if you want to go see some Big phallus go to the phallological museum in iceland

by Insideoute June 5, 2011

phallocephaly

The correct clinical diagnosis for the condition of being a dickhead. An Axis VI diagnosis.

That guy just walked into the hospital, demanded that he be admitted for Cholera, then when it was determined he did not have it, he threatened to sue all the staff. He doesn't have a diagnosable mental disorder, but boy, does he suffer from phallocephaly!

by Psych77 December 2, 2011

phallopecia

Rapid, spontaneous loss of a man's genital hair.

Axl suspected a connection between his phallopecia and a recent visit to Paradise City.

by ursus maritimus May 18, 2013

phallocopter

When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.

I spent an hour spinning my hips in the mirror trying to do the phallocopter.

by ThisFrigginGuy December 20, 2015

Phalloon

When you blow air into you foreskin and see how big it can get.

Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."

by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021