The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019
A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people
by User T70 July 07, 2024
by William Michael Phacawuf September 17, 2018
Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.
Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.
Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
by Mobss May 28, 2025
by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019
The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
by roumor January 25, 2021
Truman Peterson is an Extremely hot guy. He plays football and basketball and is extremely good at both. Very athletic but loves to stay in. And again he is very hot
by Mckinlee works November 17, 2021