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Foot perv 

Stop touching my feet, you Foot Perv
Foot perv by Pig Child January 8, 2008
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Foot perv 

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.
he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.
Foot perv by Alison November 27, 2004

Monkey perv 

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....
*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"
Monkey perv by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

Keyboard Perv 

Spends most of the time on their computer.
Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!
Keyboard Perv by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Power-perv 

For when time is of the essence and there simply isn't time for full blown perving or you're liable to get a slap if someone catches you being a creep. A power-perv is a brief period of intense perving over any chosen subject it can be used in many situations, most notably in the office or on the bus. A quick once over of your perv target should suffice. Power pervs are best aimed at the buttocks or if you're feeling particularly pervy, the chest (only do this if wearing sunglasses or we could have a sexual harrassment case on our hands!) note to self, longer than 5seconds and it's just a standard perv.
"dude, power-perv at 12 o'clock"

"i just power-perved the red head at the bus stop"

"seriously man, stop power-perving my mum!"
Power-perv by Valvona September 19, 2011

victorian perv 

a man who goes into victoria's secret stores just to get catalogs
Woman: "Hey, look at that victorian perv! He has so many catalogs!"
victorian perv by slangjunkie69 November 17, 2013