pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015

Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.

Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.

by the bkbomber December 23, 2009

The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

Pandular

To display panda-like qualities.

Her excessive black eyeshadow makes her very pandular.

Isn't her slow pace quite pandular?

by Vesperjade December 18, 2010

Pendemonium

When you are on the phone and you search madly for a pen!

I was on the phone and needed to write a number down and I was looking frantically for a pen and could not find one anywhere. It was total pendemonium!

by Johnnydadude June 26, 2017

pendango

Puerto Rican slang for dumb ass, moron, coward, silly etc

Fulano esta bueno pero es en pendango (So and so is hot but he is a pendango)

by the bookworm with fire November 20, 2017

Pendejitis

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018