New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019

Lower earth peasant

The highest form of a compliment

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant

by Skool skuks November 5, 2019

PS3 Peasant

When someone in the squad has a last-gen console, they are a Ps3 peasant, even if its an XBOX 360. Don't ask why

Vin : Are you gonna get Black Ops 3?
Jack : Nah i'm a PS3 peasant remember

by Ihavenoideawhatimdoing June 8, 2015

pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

by trist December 9, 2008

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

Go end your mere existence peasant

Stronger than go commit die.

1:ur mom gay
2:Go end your mere existence peasant
1: *dies instantly*

by weeb but not furry March 27, 2020

Peasant

A poor person who is unhappy & complains about their life & world problems but does absolutely nothing to improve their situation, they believe everybody is entitled to something simply for existing, they also believe people who have worked hard to surpass the 99% of the world in wealth should give it all away because it's not fair they actually became successful from working hard

Peasant: "The government needs to send more stimulus checks & all billionaires need to donate all their money to end world problems instead of holding the government responsible for their unnecessary spending"

Guy 1: What did he say?
Guy 2: Oh nothing, just the typical peasant opinion

by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022