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peanut butter roll 

A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.
Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.
peanut butter roll by bbbro9 September 26, 2013

Peanut Butter Blumpkin 

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.
"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"
Peanut Butter Blumpkin by Articuno69 November 25, 2013

Peanut Butter Surprise 

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter
“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin

Peanut Butter Slammer 

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.
Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.