Berkeley Parents Network

A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.

Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345

by Whale Rider October 16, 2008

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Parents

Utter abominations that disgrace this world. Think they are the almighty power above their children, just because they gave birth to you. Pretend to love you, then just want you dead.

Parents: We are like the NSA and FBI, except we live in your house!

by Le Frenchy Frencher April 19, 2014

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parentsplaining

The act of a parent lovingly but unnecessarily explaining something to their grown child.

My mom was parentsplaining how to sign up for yoga to my sister yesterday.

by Laura Some Number May 24, 2021

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Parents

Those people who had sex to let you into this world.

Jesse's lack of parents made him sad.

by PsychoWizard April 3, 2022

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foster parents

A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child

Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much

by Anai Bloodedge January 26, 2017

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ur parents pansexual

*three 5th graders at lunch*
tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*

alex: hey ur a loser and ugly

roberto: ur parents pansexual

alex:*dies*

by rururrututhriirrthjrjr May 16, 2018

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