BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

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pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010

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I beg your pardon

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"

Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?

by ChiefBokMalo July 16, 2020

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Parkouwned

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

by Carbonfibernell December 16, 2008

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A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012

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