Rick Astley Paradox

If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of 2009's "Up" but he doesn't give it to you because he will never give you up.
But by not doing so, he lets you down, and breaks his second rule.
He has to either give you up, or let you down, which rule will he break?

Guy#1: I asked Rick Astley for "Up" but he didn't give it to me.
Guy#2: So he caused the Rick Astley Paradox!
Guy#3: At least he didn't say goodbye.

by youknow12867 April 14, 2021

Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.

Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Transnigger paradox

The transnigger paradox is a pronounce about the Transnigger pronouns, alt girls must support Pronouns but will call it racist, therefore creating a paradox.

Emily:"transnigger is racist"
Chad:"but its a pronoun and you have to respect all pronouns, you created a Transnigger Paradox"
Emily:"...."

by Ratatouille but high January 17, 2021

paradichlorobenzene

The best most catchiest song ever. The anti of antichlorobenzene

Man, paradichlorobenzene is the best chemical ever! -Person 1

by ParadichAntichlorobenzene January 25, 2018

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing

Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol

by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006