The slob of the century.
by fruitclup July 04, 2016
by hehexd3421321 May 05, 2017
Parker has a horse dick
by Caleb3 November 06, 2019
Parkers are a type of dog, they usually bark for no reason, and have terrible breath. They have also been known to lick your dirty underwear.
by Kevin Rumpuljefferhamelton April 22, 2011
A girl who usually is up for anything and loves to get drunk! Very adventurous and outgoing. Loves nature too. She always sticks to the healthier side and eats alot of salad.
by AnonymouslyAnonymously135 June 19, 2017
Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.
Girl 1) oh em gee. Have you seen that Parker dood?
Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!
Girl 2) emmmmm yaaaaaaa. Ofc I have. He's everywhere. Who hasn't seen that thicc dood?!
by Jellygrrrrrrrr42069 July 14, 2017