A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.
Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."
Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"
Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."
Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"
Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."
by Jared Juice August 22, 2010
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The area of office space that is smaller than a cubicle. A "par"ticle.... The space you are given when you are not cool enough for an office.
by dillondog May 13, 2014
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by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009
Get the Japanese Parachute mug.A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
by TommyBecks September 12, 2010
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In the following examples, the ones marked 'correct' illustrate the required use of the past participle for the phrase. The examples marked 'incorrect' illustrate the phrase with use of the simple past tense, which is incorrect in the phrase.
In the following examples, the ones marked 'correct' illustrate the required use of the past participle for the phrase. The examples marked 'incorrect' illustrate the phrase with use of the simple past tense, which is incorrect in the phrase.
Correct: That car is broken down.
Incorrect: That car is broke down
Correct: That couch is all torn up.
Incorrect: That couch is all tore up.
Correct: I am so hungry because I haven't eaten all day.
Incorrect: I am so hungry because I haven't ate all day.
Correct: Have you gone to the store yet dear?
Incorrect: Have you went to the store yet dear.
Incorrect: That car is broke down
Correct: That couch is all torn up.
Incorrect: That couch is all tore up.
Correct: I am so hungry because I haven't eaten all day.
Incorrect: I am so hungry because I haven't ate all day.
Correct: Have you gone to the store yet dear?
Incorrect: Have you went to the store yet dear.
by Wimpster February 2, 2005
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