amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

by Jake possum May 7, 2015

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

package rage

When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.

"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''

by theadveturist September 3, 2017

Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.

Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.

by KTakaKD June 14, 2018

Driver package

Code word used to refer to a USB stick containing illegal files.

Yo, dude, I got the driver package right here.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018