chinatown original

The name given to anything bought in chinatown (DVDs, Clothes, Electronics) that is supposed to be the real deal but is quite obviously a knock off.

Jay:Man, this dvd is fucked up it won't even start playing.
Joe:That's what you happens when you buy a chinatown original.

by HeartlessRomantic1986 July 29, 2005

rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

Original Swiftie

One of the first Swifties to claim Taylor land. They are among the best and appreciate Taylor Swift.

Me: I am Original Swiftie.
Taylor Swift: YES QUEEN!!!

by OriginalSwiftie13 December 8, 2020

Origins Day

Origins Day is when the Fortnite OG Chapter 1 default skins where added back to the fortnite item shop to be able to be purchased.

It Origins Day time to break out the default skin and be extremely sweaty to get some wins!!

by Creator Code: UG1ST November 5, 2020

Fake Original

A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.

Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.

by crdr12 May 3, 2018

sonic origins

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.

He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

original Hollies

Allan Clarke, Graham Nash, Tony Hicks, Bobby Elliot, Bernie Calvert; Eric Haydock, Don Rathbone, Vic Steele.

The epitome of harmony during the British invasion, that can never be equalled except when they are eclipsed by Crosby, Stills and Nash (CSN)

Way up there like the original Hollies

Overheard when listening to any song released after 1968 until about 1983 when Nash returned:

'A replacement part never works as well as the original.'

by the BirdLady July 28, 2012