onion puffs

onion ring shaped and flavored cereal, puffy like corn pops, but round with a hole in the middle like fruit loops.

man, my girlfriend susan stank my car up whenever she ate those onion puffs then farted.

by stinkyhonda March 11, 2010

Onion Picker

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018

onion moment

Like woman moment but worse!

That’s an onion moment bro!

by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021

onions cry

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

by monkeyshagger January 13, 2007

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

Onion rang

A brown stain on the panties where the likes of Kameron the kebab slayer Hayes shits his pants and it stains

He has an onion rang

by Kidoghes July 7, 2019

Creamed Onion

Cumming in a girl's armpit

Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion

by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021