Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 18, 2022

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 15, 2018

Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024

Tortilla’s tortitties

Best groupchat ever! They are the blueprint, no one compares.

Fia: I love the tortilla’s tortitties!
Louis: me too, they trended LOUIS CALL LIAM
Harry: ttgc rights

by harrysmedicine October 30, 2020

tobacco tortilla

Another thing to say when your to ashamed that you smoke Rollies around girls, so you go outside and say your having a Tobacco Tortilla.

Hey, sorry but i have to go outside for a Tobacco Tortilla.

"Whats a Tobacco Tortilla"
just something that relieves the Stress hun xx

by JG-U-Better-Pray-Ghee June 12, 2019