Virgin Order

The Virgin Order is a group of Virgins whos goal is to spread the ideas of being a virgin and to stop the spread of nonvirgin behaviour. Different branches of the Order is run by Darth Virgins that lead a council of 12 Virgin Lords} that oversee the area they control.

John: "Have you seen the progress the Virgin Order had today!?!"
Smith: " Yeah I did we got over 50 new members today!"

by DarthVirgin June 3, 2018

older woman

A woman over the age of 40.

older woman,grandma, aunt, uncle, great grandparents

by holailikecheesedoyou October 20, 2009

Execute Order 66

Verb

The act of or solicitation of someone (to another) to murder or cause harm to Nico123o with great force or destruction in order to win the match.

Jimmy, execute Order 66!

by Nico123o November 4, 2018

mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

b.oderant

Certain brands of deoderant that enhance b.o rather than prevent it.

I don't use that brand anymore because it turns into b.oderant after a few hours.

by Chilton Burr September 25, 2005

Out of Order

A phrase applied by authority figures in college dormitories to disuade the use of certain things (such as water fountains, bathrooms, or kitchens) for extended periods of time when, in truth, the appliance or room in question is actually in perfect working order.

This is usually a form of punishment implemented by people in positions of authority within a residence hall to teach the students a lesson.

Note, this tactic has had mixed results, in extreme cases of failure inciting riots and all out mayhem.

Someone threw up in the second floor water-fountain and then--after it was cleaned and visibly functioning--deemed "out of order".

by Chris Corddis March 13, 2012

Older than the Internet

Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.

The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.

The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.

Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"

Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."

n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."

PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."

by GreyWyvern January 11, 2010