Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.
Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today
Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt
Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt
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Get the Nutty Gummy mug."Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.
Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?
Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?
Denaldo: Yea, sure.
Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?
Denaldo: Yea, sure.
by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020
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After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.
by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012
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This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"
-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
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After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
Get the the nutty professor mug.Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy
guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
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