Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 17, 2013

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.

*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."

by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012

Nutsack New York

A term coined by Jake Feldman referring to what is the small town of Redwood New York in the thousand Islands region where every shop is also a pizza parlor

The sign read welcome to Redwood New York but really I knew that we were entering Nutsack New York.

by daveydiesel June 1, 2009