nub

a nub is referring to a really short penis and/or other body parts

Max's nickname is nub because his penis is so short!

by Mitch8888 April 25, 2006

nub

nub = noob,
but if you call someone a noob, you are a noob,
so the pwnful people say "nub"

Amberb4: OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS THE JONAS BROTHERS! ARE YOU COUSINS?
SammieJonas: No, I'm married to joe.
Amberb4: OMG NOW I WISH I WAS YOU!!
SammieJonas: You're a nub.

~grab.com

by Samanthaa* August 3, 2008

nub

1.) someone who tries RATHER hard to be cool/fit in but it just isnt even working at all

2.) kiowa south at camp cody

1.) Dude why are you such a nub your not gonna be cool!

2.) Fanny is nub cadet/captain, Megan is nub captain/god, Ling is supernub, and I am nub god/universe.

by nubgod/universe October 24, 2008

nub

They way a noob spells "noob".

noob: 0m9 y0u nub I'd pwn j00.
me: at least i can spell noob.

by supersmasher1007 January 5, 2007

nub

The word nub is a person who thinks that they know it all and instead just sounds stupid and is a nerdy dork ass bitch.

President Bush is a nub and... yeah President Bush is a nub.

by Str8 outta SoMd December 5, 2007

nub

Started in a high school in Arizona, where there was a girl who just had nubs for arms. We called her "nubs". The word became popular in our group for something lame and failing at life.
Not pertaining or related to the word n00b or gaming.

Zach: I have TiVo and all I record on it is King of the Hill.
Bryan: Shut up you nub. (Followed by a pimp slap)
Alex: Fuckin nub.
-or-
Alex: Man, that band that played at our school sucked.
Bryan: Yeah, they really need to stop with all that nubbery.

by Queen of Pwnage April 14, 2006

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013