Scottish Person

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

scottish snowball

When you pass some single malt liquor from your mouth to another mouth

Lagavulin made for a hell of a Scottish snowball

by The Scottish otter July 22, 2018

Scottish perfume

Slang for vomit

-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.

by keksexual July 15, 2018

scottish flower

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

Scottish bagpipe

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.

Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.

by 2ub0 November 4, 2019

scottish rutabaga

the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.

"you look like a scottish rutabaga"

they look like Mr. Scorich.

by the dark wolf May 6, 2014

Scottish squirrel

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.

"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"

by el_viagra May 7, 2022