The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.
John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.
John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.
John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*
by Googly-Moogly November 28, 2011
The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.
Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!
Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"
Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.
Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"
Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.
by 2ub0 November 05, 2019
the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.
by the dark wolf May 06, 2014
by The Scottish otter July 22, 2018
by Therapist support November 19, 2021
When you're banging a chick from behind, and you pick her up at the knees, and kick her hands out, and then yell "I AM William Wallace!"
"Hey man, I got this redhead coming over tonight who says she's a super freak. So I rented Braveheart bought some blue facepaint, and break out the Scottish Wheelbarrow."
by C_Scoops February 24, 2017
by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013