NOODLING

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"

by Noodles Swizzlestyx September 25, 2015

Noodles

The lead guitarist of The Offspring. He's a kind guy who cares for his fans and chats to them on Twitter. He was born on the 4th February 1963. Noodles likes to call the crowd at their gigs sexy.

Dexter Holland: How many of you young ladies out there think Noodles is looking especially sexy tonight?

Noodles: You think I'm sexy? Look at this fucking crowd!

by YesIAmTori February 21, 2013

noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

Noodles

Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz

"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"

by OODLES O' NOODLES August 31, 2011

noodle

an insulting name for a skinny ugly black boy. put the letter of his first name in front of noodle.

Hey D* noodle..get ur skinnyy ass ova hurr..

*replacable with ANY letter.

by Geniqua July 24, 2007

Noodle

A girl who has awful, stringy, greasy, cheap extensions that she straightens AND washes. She is the scene queen, or so she likes to believe. She has a best friend who's a Dyke. Likes to vomit up her meals. Fake and/or rude to everyone she comes in concact with; prime example of someone with a God complex. Wants world peace, but probably doesn't know what it means.

Noodle needs to stop wearing extensions.

by Stringz. June 24, 2008

noodle

its longer than a nodle, but shorter than a noddle

im gonna have sum noodle for dinner

by noodle September 8, 2003