nanner

A small tag (piece) of poop that still hangs from your butt after defecating. Sometimes you have to wiggle your butt to shake or vibrate it loose. Othertimes, you just have to wipe and hope it doesn't make too big of a mess.

I hate it when I have a nanner. Often it takes longer getting rid of it by moving around than to just do my business.

by WordyWordpecker January 8, 2012

Nonversation

A conversation in which words are exchanged between people — often co-workers — but nothing is really said.

Two office colleagues bump into each other in the hallway. This is them having a nonversation:

Office worker #1: Hey, so I heard it went well.

Office worker #2: Yup. Went great.
Office worker #1: Glad to hear. And we're still good for Tuesday?
Office worker #2: Yup. Nothing's changed.

Office worker #1: Great. Well let me know if anything does.
Office worker #2: Of course.
Office worker #1: Ok, great. Thanks.

by seanmlee December 10, 2012

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

nunners

someone who is sophisticated yet has a dash of craziness to them.

man you're nunners.

that guy was so nunners last night.

by The Gigga Man December 9, 2008

nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.

I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.

by PetefromCrete March 5, 2011

noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.

Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.

by Don Hanni March 21, 2010

Noncery

So basically lads noncery is a nonce acting like a nonce and way more noncy than you thought they were. E.g. A thot who is trying to send you shrek nudes and her own nudes and is clearly being a nonce and if you can’t tell then you are a nonce committing noncery

Ay don’t try send nudes to me stop being a nonce you thot I’m afraid you are going to have to be imprisonded for noncery

by Thot d3stroyer November 8, 2018