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spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005
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anal spread

A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009
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spread sauce

(v)

1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some

2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.

Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.

Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.

Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.

Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011
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Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.
Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend
by belogicless September 29, 2020
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spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...
Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
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spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.
Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!
by 2dFx October 16, 2018
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spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016
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