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Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used
Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!
by mowmylawn June 10, 2016
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crust buster

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”
by TheKatydid January 29, 2018
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Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.
"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"
by young j swizzy September 11, 2011
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Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
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crust molester

One who makes pizza.
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screechingREEEEEEEEEEE!”
I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.
by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018
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