Nephsons

When a kid is someone’s son, but also nephew.

His mom married Chris and Jack’s father. Then she married her husband’s brother, making Chris and Jack his sons, and also his nephews... his nephsons.

by undeniablyright June 14, 2018

nephi

i fart that never goes away

when you just cantstop smelling a fart so just say you smell like a nephi

by thelonglastingfart April 30, 2009

Nephie

A Canadian rapper that once possessed amazing talent and rapid-fire wit. Soon to be featured in an upcoming episode of 'Where Are They Now?'. Where they will discuss how said 'talent and rapid-fire wit' have since withered away. Like the penis of a 60-year-old man. She had talent, superstardom within grasp, but she threw it all away for some stupid girl.

Don't pull a 'Nephie' and fuck it all up.

by InsightInnit April 17, 2011

Talking to My Nephew

Masturbating, Jacking Off, Beating Your Meat.

Hey man, open the door. What are you doing in there?" "Get out of here man, I'm talking to my nephew.

by Sir Huey Von Dickenstein December 2, 2010

nephwrack

The best freakin' rock/metal band in the world!!!

Hey, have you caught a Nephwrack gig? They're freakin' SHIT HOT!

by NEPHWRACK-GROUPIE June 12, 2008

ur nephew LGBTQ

Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including “ur brother” a mother but overpowered by “ur granny a tranny”.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother

Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*

by Shoeless219 May 16, 2018

nephi

A newb.

A mildly retarded gnome.

"I just met this dude at school today, a total fucking nephi."

by Watkins April 27, 2006