nub

They way a noob spells "noob".

noob: 0m9 y0u nub I'd pwn j00.
me: at least i can spell noob.

by supersmasher1007 January 5, 2007

nub

The word nub is a person who thinks that they know it all and instead just sounds stupid and is a nerdy dork ass bitch.

President Bush is a nub and... yeah President Bush is a nub.

by Str8 outta SoMd December 5, 2007

nub

Started in a high school in Arizona, where there was a girl who just had nubs for arms. We called her "nubs". The word became popular in our group for something lame and failing at life.
Not pertaining or related to the word n00b or gaming.

Zach: I have TiVo and all I record on it is King of the Hill.
Bryan: Shut up you nub. (Followed by a pimp slap)
Alex: Fuckin nub.
-or-
Alex: Man, that band that played at our school sucked.
Bryan: Yeah, they really need to stop with all that nubbery.

by Queen of Pwnage April 14, 2006

Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

Nub

Noun. The equivalent of calling someone an “egg.” Some you care about, but also they’re annoying (in a nice way).

Wow, Gus is such a nub.
Gus drank all of the honey from the bottle. That is cute yet alarming. How nubby.

by Mugcake April 6, 2020

Nub

A loser

Artymiller is such a nub.

by pamicam December 5, 2014