Messed

Messed (adjective):
Description of a bad high. Derivative of "messed up."

"You don't look so hot..."
"Yeah, I know. I got pretty messed last night."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

mushed

to get that ass beat quickly for doing something DUMB...especially in public.

'mushing' is usually done by the musher grabbing the mushee by the face, & throwing them to the pavement

that dumb cunt over there snatched my blunt out my mouth...so i mushed that ho to the ground.

by dat nigga jules June 23, 2007

messed up

i beat u up

man dawg i messed u up

by Tommy May 2, 2003

messed upest

Adj. the most messed up messed from a peticular category

that's the messed upest guy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008

Mushed

‘Mushed’ is a word to describe someone who is very unsober and is clearly not in the right state of mind.

‘Look at Flix, he’s absolutely mushed’
‘I’m gonna get mushed tonight’

‘Leather bumborinos tree’

by Flix December 13, 2019

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

mossed

To get told off majorly, especially by being yelled at up close and personal.

You were just mossed.
I got mossed today.

by Yoe Band Student September 26, 2010