munt

a word to describe a situation where someone has indulged on a substance to such extremes that they can no longer outsmart a fish.

Derived from "munter" which typically means a fantastically ugly woman.
"I don't know what shit I was smoking last night - but I had a BIG munt!"

"Yeh bitch, break out the pipe - let's get a munt on!"

"Just call me Mr Munt... *toke*"
by boona April 27, 2006
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munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.
i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.
by mr27 September 12, 2006
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munted

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up
That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted
by Jinjaninja June 02, 2006
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Munting

Munting: when two guys approach a woman with a bunt, where both holes have been banged out and resemble one big hole, full of munt aka a collection of all bodily fluids including vomit, semen, feces, urine, period remnants, vaginal discharge, etc. The first guy places his mouth on the bunt while the other elbow drops the woman's stomach thus expelling the munt into the mouth of the first gentleman. You're welcome.

2-short for "Munt Hunting"
"For Brad's birthday I wanted to do something special, so I took him to Stank Sally's house for some good old fashioned Munting"
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Munt

A cunt of the musty variety; a cunt that has a musty smell.
"That girl over there is hella fugly...she probably has a munt."

"Dude, dont stick ur dick in that bro...she has a nasty muntasaraus rex hiding down there."
by Pedobear69143 April 15, 2010
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Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else
I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits
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Munt

Oi get your hands off my pint, u filthy cunt
by adam January 05, 2005
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