gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

by kidswooft July 1, 2007

fashion mullet

a shaggy, highly stylized update of the classic early 90s hair disaster, the mullet; worn by hipster females

"Eileen paid $80 for her luscious new fashion mullet"

by kelli_ September 4, 2005

mullared

British slang,
1. To get beaten physically - as in a fight.
2. To get wasted - as in booze/drugs.

1. "We totally got mullared by West Ham supporters while walking to the station after the match."
2. "I went to the pub and ended up getting totally mullared with my friends."

by G_Eric May 6, 2006

mullet halo

also referred to as a skullet

dude.... hulk hogan has a sweet skullet!

by mullet hunter January 15, 2005

mullover

A hairstyle worn by aging men which combines a comb-over and a mullet. Longer hair is brushed back to hide a bald spot.

My boss has been sporting a mullover since the turn of the century.

by Sweet Melissa May 24, 2008

covid mullet

The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.

I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.

by Emily the Elder Millennial April 2, 2020

dumb fuck mullet

someone who is a dumb idiot who thinks they are bigger and better than everyone else around them....regardless if they have a mullet or not.

what a dumb fuck mullet

by brindle cat December 29, 2020