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mud musik

down south music. music from da duuurty south.

aka mud musik
i'm leanin on dat mud musik. especially dat flocka
by Jake 17 November 19, 2011
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mud fap

When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.
"Yo, Katy gave me the nastiest mud fap last night!"
by HunterMurph97 June 16, 2015
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Mud Swap

The sexual act of emptying ones bowels into another persons anus. Popular with the gay community.
I cant believe Steve and Stew did a mud swap man!
by Beanwood July 20, 2010
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Mud Shotgun

After consuming one or more dangerous foods (i.e. hot and spicy vienna sausages mixed with 2 day old mexican food) and releasing what seems to be a literally buck shot blast of sloppy poop out of your butt, peppering everything in the bathroom from the sink to the ceiling.
Jen totally mud shotgunned my toilet, there's poop speckled all over my walls.
by soimbear November 13, 2010
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Mud Rocket

a turd that just shoots out of your anus while pooping without any effort of squeezing it out.
Cole: Man, I just had a nasty mud rocket poo.
Cody: Ew you sick little monkey.
by block bros. June 13, 2011
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Mud Cricket

3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 June 3, 2016
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mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010
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