by Rhyno and Melf July 10, 2009
Get the MELF mug.When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.
When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010
Get the Shoot myself in the face mug.An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
by Tippytom May 26, 2007
Get the Kill Myself mug.Oh my god, the set-list to this cabaret has a Streisand impersonator and a male stripper dancing to I Am What I Am! I think I just gayed myself!
by Tuppence A. Bag December 3, 2010
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Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
Get the My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself mug.Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush October 19, 2008
Get the I shit myself empty mug.I am who I am: myself.
by Kanthia January 1, 2006
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