The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.
Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.
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Get the Bob's moustache mug.When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.
The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.
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Get the peanut butter moustache mug.A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
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