monster ultra is fanfiction about 2 dream smp members; karl jacobs and sapnap where sapnap fucks karl with monster energy drink can.
"aaye did you read monster ultra?"
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."
by bigQishot July 17, 2021
Get the monster ultra mug.An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
by the Geug April 8, 2009
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A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.
Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013
Get the Monster in law mug.Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"
9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"
by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022
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1) (Verbal Noun). The act of defecating particularly large or stubborn feces from the digestive tract via the anus (in this context the feces are usually solid, but sometimes the feces can be semisolid or even liquid and still qualify as a monster shit).
2) (Noun). The feces itself that resulted from the monster shit. To safely qualify as a monster shit the feces must be remarkable in some way, such as having an unusually large mass, density, texture or any other obvious quality which identifies it as a remarkable bowel movement.
Also of note is that some people claim to have laid a monster shit, when in fact it was only an above average bowel movement. The stress of laying above average feces may make the resulting feces seem larger than they are. Applying the valsalva maneuver by holding your breath and "pushing" to force out firm feces can heighten the senses, making your anus hyper sensitive which can give the impression that your shit is larger or more monstrous than it actually is.
1) (Verbal Noun). The act of defecating particularly large or stubborn feces from the digestive tract via the anus (in this context the feces are usually solid, but sometimes the feces can be semisolid or even liquid and still qualify as a monster shit).
2) (Noun). The feces itself that resulted from the monster shit. To safely qualify as a monster shit the feces must be remarkable in some way, such as having an unusually large mass, density, texture or any other obvious quality which identifies it as a remarkable bowel movement.
Also of note is that some people claim to have laid a monster shit, when in fact it was only an above average bowel movement. The stress of laying above average feces may make the resulting feces seem larger than they are. Applying the valsalva maneuver by holding your breath and "pushing" to force out firm feces can heighten the senses, making your anus hyper sensitive which can give the impression that your shit is larger or more monstrous than it actually is.
1) "I can't talk now Jane, I am taking a monster shit and it requires my complete attention so I will have to call you back"
2) "I wouldn't go to the garden shed for a little while, Bobby got high again and laid a monster shit right on top of your lawn mower"
2) "I wouldn't go to the garden shed for a little while, Bobby got high again and laid a monster shit right on top of your lawn mower"
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