modane

bulk-forming laxative laxative.

"Today, after I used modane, I took the best poop of my life"

"modane is the best constipation reliever of all time"

"I only use modane when I haven't had any in weeks'

by Mosbys Drug Reference Book April 30, 2010

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return

I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

mohanie

A retarded foreign who likes this one guy who initials are M.L.R. She is a loser who Jesus is going to come after because of her foreignness. LOL.

Mohanie is an ugly foreign.

by Ali Oooooooo June 10, 2008

modafinil

The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.

Person 1: FUCK!!!!
Person 2: WHAT?!?
Person 1: My mom just modafiniled me!!
Person 2: FUCK! My mom did that to me last week!

by OrganicSlut March 9, 2016

Madani

n.
1. A unit of measurement roughy approximating 100 pounds. Commonly used among bodybuilders.

2. California slang for a Pinocchio boy-child

You're lookin pretty big bro, how many Madanis you been squatting?

Who takes their shirt off at an ice rink? What a fucking Madani.

by Allingoodfun February 3, 2014

McDanish

A people bourne of Texan, Scottish, Irish and Dane decent. Extremely short and atheletic, these people have a love of love, laugh, travel, game and drink. This troupe of roaming nomads can be counted on in almost any situation. These peeps are also known to be very lucky in love and at the same tie very gassy. Their quick wit allows them to pass the guilt on to somone else in almost every occasion.

"That trucker just fixed the Leaning Tower of Pisa. That bisquit must be a McDanish. What smells like rotten eggs?"

by Ralph McDanish February 8, 2010

moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce

"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

by cryptologies May 6, 2015