ho-mobile

A vehicle used to transport loose women to the locations of their booty calls. Can travel in various directions, even on the same day.

"Hey, Emily, are we taking the ho-mobile down to San Diego or up to Los Angeles this weekend?"
"Actually, Mary, the ho-mobile is traveling to both places. We have a 'layover' in San Diego before heading to Los Angeles."

by Sallie Mason May 22, 2005

Mullet Mobile

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.

Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.

by gammaradiation June 3, 2010

Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

T-Mobile G1

The world`s first mobile device with the open source operating system, Android. The best cellphone to date. What an iPhone should be.

I just downloaded five free applications while listening to DRM free music on my T-Mobile G1.

by cl2eep March 4, 2009

snow mobile

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, and when you're about to go, you knock her arms out and fall down on her.

Brian told Derek to snow mobile that bitch.

by pain symphony September 22, 2003

mobile porn

1) Pornographic or adult entertainment formatted for cellphones, smartphones and other mobile devices.

2) Adult videos, audio or picture files formatted for mobile devices.

Jimmy downloaded mobile porn by accessing the mobile porn directory called myiplayground.com

by mobile guy August 17, 2009

PUBG Mobile

A free game for mobile peasants, with a community full of cringe, like Fortnite. The game infecting online gaming community with normies, who think they are really cool because they play online games.

Girl: Hey let's play PUBG.
Boy: What you play is PUBG Mobile. STFU.
Girl: Doesn't matter. Let's play!!!
Boy: Let's breakup.

by plxacceptthis March 18, 2019