Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.

Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.

by MrKumquats June 20, 2016

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018