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Minty

A very sweet and curious girl who is usually shy, but very easy to make friends with at first glance. Minty is very caring and talkative once you get to know her.

Whenever you're down, she'll try her best to cheer you up and won't leave you until you are. She may be a sweetheart, but be aware, she is smart and very good at video games. She will beat you at pretty much anything you challenge her with.
{Friend #1} Hey bro, wanna play with a super laid-back and caring girl I met?

{Friend #2} Sure man, aren't you talking about Minty?

{Friend #1} Well duh, people like these are rare to find nowadays!
by Stingy444 May 27, 2020
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Minty Bell

A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.
His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.
by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024
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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011
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Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))
Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!
by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019
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Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else
What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class
by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023
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Minty dick

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum
I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick
by SorryTYO March 17, 2021
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