Mink

An idiot/ asshole

That person took up two parking spaces. What a fucking mink

by Ssysee2580 December 9, 2021

Mink

Someone who is a mix of an animal ( typically a dog ) and human

Aye stfu evie you mink like you have no friends

by Rioseth August 16, 2022

Minks

Someone who is terrible at video games such as counter strike, rainbow six siege or any racing game that is relevant. Tends to be partly homosexual and struggles to run for distances longer than his bedroom to the pantry. Quite over-weight and you could post hover boards in his box head.

Bro, this kid is actual Minks.

by The Man disatisfaction October 12, 2018

minke

Legend

Bro, I'm such a minke

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklpoiuytrewq March 26, 2023

Mink

A person who is very stupid but tries to act smart in many different ways, this exact person knows they're dumb or in the wrong but tries to play it off in a stupidly way.

"Ugh shes such a mink why does she act like that!"

"Mink!"

by THATEEEKID December 9, 2023

Mink

heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink

Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."

by Joe Winko November 5, 2020

Mette Mink

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming

Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now

by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023