mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007

mini muffins

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

by Miklay March 7, 2004

mini feed

The ultimate facebook addition to stalker haven. Allows yo to see friend's every move.

Mini feed

Ryan is now home.
Mike and Ryan joined the group, "New Facebook Stinks, bring back original."

by bluecenturion September 9, 2006

mini boner

(n)When ones penis is at the midway point of being fully erect, yet it does not fully hard and protruding upward, thus creating the illusion you have a very large flacid penis.

"As I showed them my cock, they thought it was huge because of the fact I had a mini boner, yet they thought that was the actual flacidity of my penis."

by kasjdhaksjdh January 14, 2008

mini-baller

Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.

So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.

by Mini-baller February 4, 2007

Mini Soda

The pronunciation of Minnesota with a minnesotan accent

O, shoor esss colt tooday eh? Alweys cold enn Mini Soda.

by Nonyo Binness December 27, 2007

mini date

The smypathy date often with a nerdy loser, usually for some free food, before your real date with the hot jerk.

T.J:Want to go on a date this Saturday?
Alyssa: I have a date with D'Undre at seven, but we can do a mini date at 6:15ish, i guess.(mischievious face)

by Lint_Licker November 14, 2010