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booger miner

a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.
while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.
by earpuller June 25, 2006
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bola de mierda

by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004
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Meber

Meber is the contrary of Veteran. Meber is the same as member, just without the 'm'. It orginally came out of the tribalwar.com forums.
stfu, meber
by Gert Jan January 21, 2009
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mud miner

1. A gay dude who shovels poop out of other guy's buttholes.
2. A straight guy who shovels poop out of girls buttholes.
dude that fag shane is a mud miner.
by coolkid6969 August 21, 2009
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mierce

a word of yiddish origin meaning ugly
Doof is a mierce animal
by Madara November 9, 2008
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Mineral

Any soft drink. Used by Indians from Durban, South Africa.
That ballie smaaks his mineral in a tumbler. His favorite mineral is Creme Soda that he buys from the tea room up the road and has in his possie.
by Exodesimal January 12, 2012
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come mierda

Shit-eater, asshole, dumb-ass, pendejo, fuckoff, go eat shit. It is used in all spanish speaking countries as in insult or replacement of the above similies.
(1)Dude tell your mom to call me tonight. COME MIERDA!

(2)Que coma mierda Bush!
by RefriedBeaner January 13, 2005
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