sex messaging

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.

"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."

by Haastility February 23, 2007

sex message

A message sent on myspace, an email, text message, aim, ect. that has sexual content. Usually sent from a male who has sexual feelings for a female.

ryan12: Hey wats up?
clair85:nmu?
ryan12: nmj jacking off to you myspace picture.
clair85: wtf CREEP!!!
ryan12: I lov the one where your in a bathing suit and you can kinda see your nipple. DAMNNN!!!
( clair12 has blocked you from her buddy list.)

later that day...
Clair: OMG Ryan sent me the grosest sex message today!!
Julie: OMG! what a perv!

by Emma Tom April 29, 2007

text MESSage

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!

by fossybear123 May 29, 2009

AOL Instant Messenger

A horrid program that people are forced to use in order to communicate on the internet due to the fact all others are worse. Filled with many bugs and errors people have to deal with in order to talk to multiple friends without the use of a telephone. No one likes it, but it's at least better than the alternatives. Also see aim.

TheTrueOvermind: Hi
Wonder Kirby: Hey
TheTrueOvermind has signed off.
TheTrueOvermind had logged on.
Wonder Kirby: ???
TheTrueOvermind: Sorry AIM crashed again.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, sucks doesn't it?
TheTrueOvermind: I wish there was something better, too bad this is the best.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, even Gaim sucks.
TheTrueOvermind signed off.
Wonder Kirby signed off.
AOL Instant Messenger signed off.

by BackToNormal December 19, 2004

Subliminal Message

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

messaged

The process of sending a message.

Discussion of how our instructional practices are being messaged...

by Blaxguy99 December 8, 2017